daveslittlegoldenshadow:

Ever since Jazz Fest, I can’t listen to Breakout the same XD. 

Dave was singing and stropped right before ‘you know you make me breakout’ and we kept singing and he was looking at Taylor and then he turned around and looked at us like we were on crack and he was like 

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SING THAT SONG 

and started singing it all girly and he swayed his hips and shit

i can’t 

did i even ever tel this story?

dave-the-anemic-teenager:

I will go to see Foo Fighters with Alessia and i will thow onto the stage a bra and Alessia will throw a tanga with messages like

FUCK ME

LICK ME

WHISPER ALL MY LIFE INTO MY EAR

it will be super good. Dave will love it.

PLEASE DO OH MY GOD